If you see someone almost run into a wall. Hold back from making a funny comment. Let them do it. If you do it first then it makes you look like an asshole.
DaD - how’s abed doing toooooday? Anything new and exciting?
Me - there’s a crazy big fire
DaD - oh boyyyy that sounds scary. Be careful. Don’t go near it.
( geeez, my parents actually think I’m dumb enough to run towards fire )
Went surfing for the very first time this weekend. Something I’ve wanted to do since I was 12. The only thing is I’m gonna need a wetsuit. Cause my nips are still majorly scafed
As if it’s not fiery enough outside my roommate has to go ahead and leave the oven on
I can’t move I’m immobilized. This heat is making me motion sick
I love farscaaaaaaape!!!!
Brisk green iced tea is fine. You don’t need to add apple flavor to it!
Do you know what’s depressing? Getting drunk, alienating yourself from your friends and then going to a casino by yourself at 6 in the morning. Do you know what’s more depressing than that? Playing caribbean stud poker with a guy from Argentina who flew to Canada to have 6 unsuccessful liver cancer surgeries. Add the mind numbing, soul crushing sounds of Nascar engines revving in the background and a 400 dollar roulette loss and you have one horrible Montreal send off. I love all of you. That is all.