September 2009
If you see someone almost run into a wall. Hold back from making a funny comment. Let them do it. If you do it first then it makes you look like an asshole.
Conversation with my dad today
DaD - how’s abed doing toooooday? Anything new and exciting?
Me - there’s a crazy big fire
DaD - oh boyyyy that sounds scary. Be careful. Don’t go near it.
( geeez, my parents actually think I’m dumb enough to run towards fire )
August 2009
Went surfing for the very first time this weekend. Something I’ve wanted to do since I was 12. The only thing is I’m gonna need a wetsuit. Cause my nips are still majorly scafed
As if it’s not fiery enough outside my roommate has to go ahead and leave the oven on
“They’re just as mean to me in real life as they are on the show, so I’m kind of dark until the very end. I’m sure I’m going to end up in some sort of coma. I think I might get knocked up this year, something like that. I don’t know if it’s real. I think it’s all just a big shame or fiasco in some way. But my body will become disfigured at some point, I’m sure, just because they find it funny when I’m hurt or miserable.”
— kaitlin olson, on the fifth season of it’s always sunny (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)
Listen
Big Star-September Gurls
Awesome song.
I can’t move I’m immobilized. This heat is making me motion sick
I love farscaaaaaaape!!!!
Brisk green iced tea is fine. You don’t need to add apple flavor to it!
this all sounds pretty fuckin awesome actually
Do you know what’s depressing? Getting drunk, alienating yourself from your friends and then going to a casino by yourself at 6 in the morning. Do you know what’s more depressing than that? Playing caribbean stud poker with a guy from Argentina who flew to Canada to have 6 unsuccessful liver cancer surgeries. Add the mind numbing, soul crushing sounds of Nascar engines revving in the background and a 400 dollar roulette loss and you have one horrible Montreal send off. I love all of you. That is all.
“This morning’s presentation of ‘That’s So Raven’ will not be seen today, so that we may bring you live coverage of the funeral of Ted Kennedy.”
this is bullshit!
i’m going back to bed.
