October 2009
Sorry danny for my one off gmailersations my Internet at home was built in 1985.
Now I’m expecting Kyle and Ryan to both simultaneously tell me that’s something you text. My friends sound like my parents
September 2009
“Leers, cheers, whispers and the tears
That final taste before you’re...”
– Juinor Boys
UNKLE featuring Ian Brown (Stone Roses) - Be There
Stuff I'm doin'
I’m playing a little game cause I’m bored. Putting up a list of tv shows I’m watching, movies, music I’m listening to and books I’m reading. Then going to take a random part of each and create a phrase. I’m bored this should be fun.
TV - Fringe, Community, Dexter, Modern Toss, Mighty Boosh, Superjail, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It’s Always Sunny in...
“Q - Who wrote Tom Sawyer?
Sal - Rush.
Q - No, Sal. The book, not the...”
– Sal from Howard Stern
New Air album is totally amazing, totally
azizisbored:
Atlas Sound - Shelia
Another great...
Wow best curb your enthusiasm episode yet
WatchI’m totally biased but my current favorite prime time show, I provided creative consulting and the voice of a cloud and snake katefreund:
skiparound:
“Everything” Ep. 2! Featuring short works by: Drew Hancock, Sevan Najarian, Mike Manasewitsch, Danny Jelinek, Jason Whetzell. Hosted by: Sophie Kipner. Created by: Jason Whetzell and Danny Jelinek
Welcome to the Monkey House
crockeronline:
katefreund:
Listened to a collection of short stories by Kurt Vonnegut on the way into work. I particularly liked “Harrison Bergeron”. The story is set In the future, where social equality is obtained by handicapping the majority of its citizens. A delicious premise indeed.
“Welcome to the Monkey House” is a fantastic collection of Vonnegut stories. It cuts a wide swath of his...
Modern day schools should have the equivalent to carts that go by on an airplane cept they go from classroom to classwomb with a cart full o’ stationary supplies. I know I’m not the only kid who sometimes broke his only pencil.
“You know what it means when there’s no tv? No MTV”
– Cory Haim from The Lost Boys
Does anyone care any less than me that Monsters vs. Aliens is out on dvd tomorrow?
One thing I can’t stand about all those CGI cartoons is how so many famous people do voices. It isn’t like the golden days of animation where you had like 7 people total who did voices and that’s it. I mean they were professionals at knowing what cartoons were supposed to sound like.
They...
The Stone Roses - I wanna be adored
Back in...
Guy at work just asked me if Vatche misses Wade.
HELLOOOOO, I miss Wade too!!!!
I guess I’m just chopped liver when it comes to friendship. No one expects the ol’ abed in the corner to miss anyone.
“It’s a great Boiler, it’s just got a very idiosyncratic control...”
– Jez from Peep Show
I just discovered what a DILF is. I feel lame and retarded for not knowing sooner that there’s such a thing as dads people want to fuck
Told some stories last night that I probly shouldn’t but at least I brought some laughter to peoples hearts
Longwave - Wake me when it’s over
Feeling...
You know times are tough when you have to take a It’s always sunny facebook quiz to feel good about yourself.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
[Charlie's first time eating a pear]
Mac: Give him the pear back.
Charlie: Again? I just ate it.
Mac: The whole thing?
Charlie: Yeah. It was pretty gross.
Mac: The stem and the core?
Charlie: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE STEM DUDE.
Mac: DID YOU EAT ALL THE STICKERS THAT WERE OVER IT?
Charlie: YEAH IT WAS GROSS.
Mac: OF COURSE IT WAS GROSS. IT'S A STICKER.
Charlie: I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME.
Mannnnn seriously tv world? I could totally sell a tv show using the (fringe = xfiles + lost) formula, how about (mamas family + manimal) = Grandmanimal
“Okay maybe I’m watching a little too much tv here…”
– abed gheith (via kelsyabbott)
Oh like you’ve never had some TiVo pausing detective inspection before?
Oh No - The Funk →
Nothing worse than watching fringe and it DIDNT record in hd
